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Who's that guy beside Relic?
He's a generic geek whose life's research has been studying how the female form is influenced by, and influences, qualities of light and shadow, ... sound familiar?
He's some geek who stepped on a rusty nail a few weeks back, and now his jaw is stuck open, ... always pays to get a tetanus shot, especially around the TTB's!
He's an astronomy geek, and he's just out looking for heavenly bodies, ...there has been some magnificent sightings lately!
He's the guy who was voted "best dancer" by the TTBs, ...his pogo really rocks!
He's the Tent Admin, ... he boots up the tent network, assigns users and passwords, maintains tent integrity, then reformats and optimizes the tents for transport the next day.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and canvas flapping in the wind.)