Current QuickPoll results for 1788 entries:
What is the rudest awakening you've ever had?
When my big stinky pet with its big bad breath licked my face to wake me up in the morning, ... hence the spray bottle under my pillow.
243
13%
When my big stinky geek with its big bad breath licked my face to wake me up in the morning, ... hence the Tooth-Brushing Rule.
91
5%
When my big stinky boss called from work while I was trying to sleep in, ... hence the need to turn off the phone sometimes.
632
35%
When I realized that everything in my life is bigger than me and smells terrible, ... hence the need for Teddy Bears.
821
45%
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and delirium.)
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