Current QuickPoll results for 1999 entries:
What will you do to prepare for assimilation?
Shower and shave, and that other thing, ... do it now, it's such a hassel in space.
A few stretches to warm up, my go-go dancing's rusty, ... Rusty Go-Go was my stage name.
Fix up my resume. I'm hoping to get assigned as a System Assimilator, ... yup, you'd make a good Sys Ass. ;-)
Borrow a pair of Nitrozac's boots, ... I'll need them back by Go-Go Day.
Hoard cans of glitter hairspray, ... there's a few cases left in my Y2K bunker, I'll share.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Bambi's glitter stars.)