Current QuickPoll results for 2006 entries:
What kind of meat are you made of?
Geek meat, definitely, ... cured by long hours in front of a cathode ray tube.
918
45%
I'm mostly meat by-products, ... in other words, you're a weiner.
350
17%
I'm more jock meat, ... let them eat beefcake.
62
3%
I'm a soy-based meat substitute, ... no snack foods suffered during the making of this geek.
316
15%
I'm totally turkey meat, ... be careful, someone's gonna gobble gobble you up.
107
5%
They don't call me SPAM for nothing, ... so when you meet for lunch, do you do luncheon meats?
251
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and roasting in your own juices.
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