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So, you may have noticed Brandy's hair is shorter. How did it get cut?
After stabbing an Inca zombie with sacrifical scissors, she decided she too needed a change, ... luckily there was an Inca Salon still open.
It was singed by a meteorite, ... a peskie Perseid, or one of those lecherous Leonids?
Bat creatures got in her hair, and she had to cut them out, ... unlike real bats, these Bat Creatures are real clumsy around the ladies.
It was the first course of the Flesh Eating Maniacal Robots, ... don't you just hate it when you find a scalp in your food.
Genghis Khan had a thing for blondes, ... Khans have more fun.
That kitten was big trouble, ... Faster Pussycat, Cut Cut!
I'm thinking it had more to do with getting the Earth back into its proper orbit.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and lighter than air data.