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What is the most horrific thing about a Prairie Dog of War?
Once released, it tends to "let slip" around into everything, ... just let a slipping dog lie, OK?
Its giant paper mache body puts fear into the hearts of crafters everywhere, ... I can think of one crafter who'd dig it.
Its wanton destruction and terror is matched only by its ability to attract tourists, ... it's a chicken or the egg kinda thing.
It usually ends up playing with the Hounds of Hell, ... or in this case, the Teddy of Terror.
The smell, ... a by product of eating geek meat.
It tends to bring out all the Shakespeare geeks, ... they're usually sleeping, or perchance, dreaming.
The only thing worse is a Prairie Dog of Peace.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and "Cry Havoc" being banned, on pain of death, in the ninth year of Richard II's reign.