Current JoyPoll results for 708 entries:
What's under your mattress?
Florida ballots, ... hmmm, and I thought that smell was your socks! |
134 |
18% |
|
Weapons of mass destruction, ... you mean the monsters under your bed? |
62 |
8% |
|
A blow up doll, ... your personalized air mattress? |
15 |
2% |
|
The Lost City of Dust Mites, ... every night, without fail, they emerge to feast on your dead skin! |
106 |
14% |
|
I'm much more concerned with what is on my mattress, ... hmmm, like pizza crusts, TV remotes, pop cans, and your laptop? |
306 |
43% |
|
I'm sleeping on the results. |
85 |
12% |
|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and wondering if there's any money stuffed in your mattress.
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