Current JoyPoll results for 800 entries:
What do you think happens next?
Henry lets out a huge Homer Simpson-style Doh!, ... well I hope that's all he lets out.
Henry says "Dear, this is a phaser, not a remote.", ... he's had enough of her chick movies.
Henry says "I love your sexy techno-talking. Will you marry me?", ... you see, poor Henry isn't the brightest LED on the circuit board.
The cat knocks over the pop bottle, short circuiting the TV, and electrocuting the cartoon couple, ... luckily cartoon characters have at least lives.
Someone plays a drum roll-cymbal crash, then the cartoon couple stand up and take their bows, ... and after that, does the crowd yell Author! Author!?
I'm throwing a tomato.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and no, beating her was never an option.