Current JoyPoll results for 712 entries:
So what do you think is Billy Gates most impressive wizard power?
His Spell of Acquisition, ... in the time it takes to read this, he may have bought you.
His ability to conjure up other people's good ideas, ... I bet he got that idea from somewhere.
His Antitrust Incantations, ... all those hours spend sticking pins in the Janet Reno voodoo doll seem to have paid off.
His psychokenetic abilities. For instance, animating a paperclip with his mind, ... poor Clippy, the rest of us just want to un-animate him.
The patience to stay with Lord Ballmer all these years, ... they are stuck with each other, it was part of that deal with the Devil.
I cursed the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Goblet of Gob.