Current JoyPoll results for 711 entries:
So which came first, Amazon.com's profit, or Hell freezing over?
Amazon's profit caused Hell to freeze over, ... it's called being in the white.
Hell froze over, thereby triggering the Amazon profit, ... it no doubt triggered a few other unlikely events too.
It is scientifically impossible for Hell to freeze over, ... at subsurface location, brimstone can remain liquid up to a high of 1,040 degrees C.
It is scientifically impossible for Amazon to make a profit, ... perhaps, but is Amazon exothermic or endothermic?
I don't care, I'm buying Hell Freezes Over, ... you don't get any sympathy from this devil.
Hell froze over a while ago, when Time Magazine proclaimed Jeff Bezos Man of the Year, ... and you thought he didn't have a snowball's chance in Hell.
I'm more of a FatBrain.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and half-click shopping.