Current JoyPoll results for 795 entries:
What's your Steppenwolf-ish relation to junk food?
Junk food, Who Needs Ya!, ... well if you ain't eating it, Move Over!
103
12%
God damn the junk food Pushers, ... It's Never too Late, to start all over again, before you end up a Fat Jack.
50
6%
I eat whatever I want. I was Born to be Wild, ... get your mouth runnin', head out on the buffet!
239
30%
Why don't you come with me little candy, on a Magic Carpet Ride, ... sounds like you're having a Foggy Mental Breakdown.
96
12%
My habit is a Monster, ... before you flip out, you might want to Tighten Up your Wig.
35
4%
If I don't stop eating it I'll be doing the Hippo Stomp, ... please, if you do, Don't Step on the Grass Sam.
66
8%
I'm wolfing down the results.
205
25%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding script walking around with tombstones in its eyes.
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