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Current JoyPoll results for 941 entries:
Which Facebook gift for non-friends would hurt the most to receive?
| Toothache, ... just wait until you get the virtual dentist bill. |
30 |
3% |
 |
| Tax audit, ... at least it's better than a trip to the undertaker, most of the time. |
83 |
8% |
 |
| Prostate examine, ... try to relax and in a pinch, think of England. |
176 |
18% |
 |
| Call from a telemarketer, ... it's not his fault, his computer keeps dialing random numbers. |
60 |
6% |
 |
| Step in doggie doo, ... never walk around barefoot in Facebook! |
25 |
2% |
 |
| Jehovah's Witness visit, ... a sure sign Spring has arrived. |
175 |
18% |
 |
| It would hurt my sensitive feelings to receive any of those cruel virtual gifts, ... it's the evil thought that counts. |
223 |
23% |
 |
| I beware of geeks bearing gifs. |
169 |
17% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and super poked rounding.
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