Current JoyPoll results for 1102 entries:
That new 16 gig iPhone is so fat...
It's nickname is iPhone Jumbo, ... so fat they had to introduce her at Sea World Expo.
24
2%
When it phones itself, it's a long distance call, ... so fat it looks like it's smuggling a Volkswagen.
176
15%
Its dock was originally built for the Titanic, ... so fat when it plays music, it makes the band skip.
103
9%
Its PR picture is an aerial photograph, ... so fat when it wears a yellow iPhone case people holler �Taxi!�
32
2%
When it wears an OS X t-shirt, helicopters land on it, ... so fat there's an aluminum siding option.
145
13%
It shows up on Google Earth, ... so fat its home screen was mistaken for the New World.
249
22%
When you back it up, it goes *beep beep beep* like a truck, ... so fat when it went to the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to tow it back into the ocean.
195
17%
I'm happy it's not FAT.
178
16%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and so round, when it was born, it gave Cupertino stretch marks.
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