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That new 16 gig iPhone is so fat...
It's nickname is iPhone Jumbo, ... so fat they had to introduce her at Sea World Expo. 24 2%
When it phones itself, it's a long distance call, ... so fat it looks like it's smuggling a Volkswagen. 176 15%
Its dock was originally built for the Titanic, ... so fat when it plays music, it makes the band skip. 103 9%
Its PR picture is an aerial photograph, ... so fat when it wears a yellow iPhone case people holler “Taxi!” 32 2%
When it wears an OS X t-shirt, helicopters land on it, ... so fat there's an aluminum siding option. 145 13%
It shows up on Google Earth, ... so fat its home screen was mistaken for the New World. 249 22%
When you back it up, it goes *beep beep beep* like a truck, ... so fat when it went to the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to tow it back into the ocean. 195 17%
I'm happy it's not FAT. 178 16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and so round, when it was born, it gave Cupertino stretch marks.
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