Current JoyPoll results for 843 entries:
Which warning sticker most applies to you?
Warning. Don't eat while surfing, ... so you recommend 15 minute eating breaks every hour?
Danger! Get some exercise now and then, ... I thought eating was exercise!
Warning, my slow computer is spoiling my Internet experience, ... I've had that problem for the past 10 years!
Caution, surfing for porn is not getting work done, ... neither is reading webcomics, but we'll let that slide.
Don't sweat the blog stuff, ... what if my blog is about sweat?
Never operate a JoyPoll while under the influence of sleep disorders, exhaustion and other maladies born of the nonstop strain of producing for a news and information cycle that is as always-on as the Internet, ... honestly, I didn't have enough time to read all that.
If a sticker is applied to me, I use Goo Gone.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding injuries.
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