Current JoyPoll results for 954 entries:
Why did Zuckerberg go to India?
To get to the other side, ... he might bite the head off one, but he's no chicken.
To recruit low wage tech support workers, ... he's trying to build his own British Empire.
To seek advice from a guru, ... you'd think he'd just give him a super poke.
Aloo gobi, palak paneer, vegetable pakora, samosa, etc, etc... MMMMMM!!, ... don't get me started about the barfi!
Because he read that Steve Jobs did the same thing when he was a young man, ... he's also planning to get arrested for speeding, like his other hero Bill Gates.
He's got a thing for Darjeeling tea, ... his purchases were brought home by the Beacon.
I thought he went to Indiana!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the sound of rounding clapping.
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