Current JoyPoll results for 1051 entries:
Worst faux pas to make at WWDC?
Bringing a Dell laptop to the keynote, ... oh goodie, a sacrifice!!
You are still developing for OS 9, ... just tell them your OS 8 app was a time machine.
Snoring during the Microsoft demo, ... that's OK, Steve loves it when you do that.
Shouting out "Get to the good stuff!" when Steve launches into the past six month's commercials and sales figures, ... insanely great things come to those who wait.
Getting up to go to the bathroom as Steve talks, ... just pee your pants, you'll fit right in when half the audience does during the new iPhone introduction.
Rushing out to the Apple booth during the Randy Newman/John Mayer finale, ... the only reason to stay is that you are just hoping for one more one more thing.
Manners are overrated.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rumors of rounding perfection.
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