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Current JoyPoll results for 897 entries:
Worst insult for a journalist?
| Slime bucket, ... not to be confused with the scum bucket. |
28 |
3% |
 |
| Hack, ... hitting 'em old school! |
77 |
8% |
 |
| Cub reporter, ... especially hurtful if you are supposed to be an expert on OS X. |
34 |
3% |
 |
| Publicist, ... cry me a sob sister. |
92 |
10% |
 |
| Special needs correspondent, ... if your Press Room doesn't have a masseuse and a snack bar, I'm outta there. |
67 |
7% |
 |
| Blogger, ... stop the presses, he's using Wordpress now. |
214 |
23% |
 |
| Apple doesn't return your calls, ... they refuse to get in a huff over your puff piece? |
87 |
9% |
 |
| Dunno, I'm having too much fun over at the Steve Jobs Opening Line Generator, ... make your first impression a memorable one. |
173 |
19% |
 |
| It's an insult to the JoyPoll writer if you don't even vote. |
125 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and PR.
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