Current JoyPoll results for 1155 entries:
Which of the above would you be most willing to attempt?
Use computer while cord is wrapped tightly around neck, ... you are playing Hangman?
Use laptops as crampons, ... you're better to go for a glacier stroll with a Crazy Carpet or Super Slider Snow Skates.
Build an indoor campfire on my laptop, ... like it's not hot enough already?
Operate computer inside a compactor, ... I know you want to squash bugs, but that is ridiculous!
Use computer while juggling saw blades, ... it's a good way to keep people from looking over your shoulder!
Use my laptop as a parachute, ... everyone knows they work way better as hang gliders.
I'm dying to try them all, ... don't make a Jackass of yourself!
I'm not crazy enough to admit I'll probably attempt one of these.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and warnings about the poll not adding up to exactly 100%.
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