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Current JoyPoll results for 1037 entries:
Rumor most likely to make Apple's stock drop?
| 1 Infinite Loop built on an Indian burial ground, ... if only we could find the Icon Garden burial ground. |
50 |
4% |
 |
| iPhone-mania is a hoax, ... in your dreams Blackberry. |
74 |
7% |
 |
| Jonathan Ive is technophobic, ... some of his designs are so good, they are scary! |
56 |
5% |
 |
| Steve Jobs has an ingrown toenail, ... breaking news, he has a hangnail starting! |
169 |
16% |
 |
| Apple's new tablet computer to be called the Lisa 3, ... speaking of burial grounds... |
373 |
35% |
 |
| Phil Schiller stages a coup, ... he's more likely to demo one. |
178 |
17% |
 |
| I'm hoping the 700 billion stock bailout applies to APPL holders. |
137 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a lack of dividends.
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