Current JoyPoll results for 1061 entries:
What's the most appropriate mantra for your company?
To Serve Man, ... you are a Hooter's waitress?
Pretend to look busy, ... joypoll reading counts as busy.
Screwing things up impeccably, ... at least they strive to be the best at something.
Where dreams go to die, ... Undertakers of Inspiration.
Work until death, ... then repeat.
Striving for a bailout, ... perhaps someday someone will think you worthy of throwing money at.
Insanely grateful I still have a job, ... just don't let the boss see you surfing webcomics!
My mantra is not appropriate!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and manifestations of divine consciousness.
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