Current JoyPoll results for 1172 entries:
Best way to delete a facebook account and all the content you've uploaded to it?
Thermonuclear weapons, ... that will just spawn mutated versions of your facebook account.
Neutron bomb with enhanced electromagnetic pulse, ... that might take out the data, but over at facebook they've printed out in hardcopy all the photos you've uploaded.
Build a time machine and go back to stop yourself from signing up, ... it's easier just to go back further and shoot your grandfather.
Fake your own death and just start over with a new identity, ... you'd just be hitting your head against a SuperWall.
Unfortunately, you are going to have to wait until the Sun goes nova, ... sorry, but facebook's lawyers have already figured out it probably won't go nova.
Jack Bauer, ... I suspect you might need Cloe too.
If I Vulcan neck pinch Zuckerberg, would that help?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Terms of Rounding.
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