Current JoyPoll results for 1432 entries:
Best alternative ending?
At 2;14am on August 29, iPod Shuffle becomes self aware, ... I tried to shut it down, but didn't have the right headphones.
iPOD 9000 sings "Daisy, Daisy" as Steve Jobs shuts down its higher memory functions, ... oh no, please tell me we won't be seeing Phil Schiller as a spacebaby soon!
Resistance is futile, and we are all assimilated by iPod Shuffle, ... at least we're not part of a Zune Collective.
iPod shuffle keeps shrinking and shrinking, finally entering into a quantum realm with these final words... "To God there is no zero. I still exist.", ... yes, but how many songs can dance on its head?
iPod shuffle soon appears on Dancing with the Stars, ... he's doing a dance-off against Clippy.
Hannah the Shuffle Genius says "Oh, and by the way, yes, you can eat iPod Shuffle!", ... I wish it came in blueberry.
I chose the alternative to choosing an alternative.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I took the blue pill.
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