Current JoyPoll results for 893 entries:
What's your favorite scam?
The classic Nigerian will always be #1 in my heart, ... it really hits the mark, doesn't it.
Actually, I'm an olde timer, I have find memories of the Spanish Prisoner scam, ... and if you believe that, I have some Cupertino swampland to sell you.
"I'm too tired to do the dishes... could you?", ... I prefer to use garbage-taking-out as a bargining chip.
"I can't come to work today, I'm *cough cough* too sick.", ... if you do that too often, you'll be considered a swine.
My harddrive ate my homework, ... don't even joke about it, your computer is listening!
I'm a sucker for enlarged organs, ... if it looks too good to be real, it probably is. But then again, you might not care.
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