Current JoyPoll results for 928 entries:
Which filter would you most like to use on yourself?
Thinner, ... in a pinch, try the suck-in-your-gut plugin.
Healthy Glow, ... better to just filter your junk food intake.
Lengthen, ... longer is only automatically better when regarding passwords.
Sharpen (as in your mind), ... they say doing the JoyPoll sharpens your mind. Or am I confusing that with sharpens your procrastination?
Despeckle, ... freckles are cute, unless you're the one that has them.
Spherize, ... oops, you were aiming for your boobs, but hit your belly!
De-age, ... the surgical attempts at this usually just make people look like they lost a fight with Kai's Power Goo.
I need a coffee filter!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and un-exactifing.
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