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Current JoyPoll results for 1363 entries:
How would you fix the iPhone Grip of Death?
The so-called Grip of Death doesn't exist, so it doesn't need fixing, ... it doesn't exist, but it is magical.
Free bumper cases for all, ... I'd be happy with a free Apple-branded rubber band.
There is no fixing, it's recall time, ... yay, another lineup we can lineup for!
Keep marginalizing the problem, and hope it goes away quietly, ... I'm trying that with my procrastination, it's isn't working.
Perform the Grip of Death on a few Apple executives until they fix it, ... I prefer the Spock pinch.
Pray to the tech gods for a software fix, ... they demand a shattered glass iPhone 4 sacrifice.
Where men fail, send in an Android, ... and when the Android fails, get a landline.
Join in on the class-action lawsuit... WooHoo!, ... as usual, the lawyers have all the fun.
If I fix my iPhone, can it still have kittens?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the grip of rounding.
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