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Current JoyPoll results for 1363 entries:

How would you fix the iPhone Grip of Death?
The so-called Grip of Death doesn't exist, so it doesn't need fixing, ... it doesn't exist, but it is magical. 205 15%
Free bumper cases for all, ... I'd be happy with a free Apple-branded rubber band. 224 16%
There is no fixing, it's recall time, ... yay, another lineup we can lineup for! 107 7%
Keep marginalizing the problem, and hope it goes away quietly, ... I'm trying that with my procrastination, it's isn't working. 48 3%
Perform the Grip of Death on a few Apple executives until they fix it, ... I prefer the Spock pinch. 140 10%
Pray to the tech gods for a software fix, ... they demand a shattered glass iPhone 4 sacrifice. 105 7%
Where men fail, send in an Android, ... and when the Android fails, get a landline. 262 19%
Join in on the class-action lawsuit... WooHoo!, ... as usual, the lawyers have all the fun. 59 4%
If I fix my iPhone, can it still have kittens? 213 15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the grip of rounding.
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