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Current JoyPoll results for 740 entries:

What would you program your H2001 to do?
Sterilize my cubicle, ... perhaps start by emptying the garbage cans occasionally. 24 3%
Swear, ... an oath of allegience I hope. 74 10%
Spit, ... it's something a squirt like you would do. ;) 18 2%
Serve martinis, ... sterilized, not stirred. 294 39%
Serve Man, ... goes down well with a glass of Earth water I hear. 102 13%
Self-Destruct, ... Code 000 Destruct 0. 128 17%
I sterilized my vote. 100 13%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the ultimate achievement in computer evolution.
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