Current JoyPoll results for 913 entries:
Of the following spams, which would you actually consider looking at?
Lose weight while you sleep!, ... that sounds easier than Lose weight while you work out!
Congratulations, you've won $10,000!, ... great, that will add the pounds.
Increase Windows reliability!, ... didn't they use that oxymoron to defeat the Borg?
Play Vegas in your own house!, ... then, lose your house!
Invitation to see a nude model shoot!, ... ya, it's a 300 pound guy, at a rifle range!
Increase your penis size!, ... see Dick upgrade. See Jane run.
None!, ... your filter is working nicely.
All of them, of course!, ... right, who wouldn't want to be a thin, rich, gambling, playboy stud, with a reliable computer to boot.
I sent the above, and am now viewing replies.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the deleted mail folder overflowing.