Current JoyPoll results for 698 entries:
So, once again, you find yourself doing the JoyPoll. Are you bitter?
Yes, I'm terribly bitter, ... bitterness is a dish best served with pizza and beer.
I'm just sort of numb-to-the-world bitter, ... and the choir sings "Numb to the world..."
Not at all, for it's better to have voted and laughed, then never JoyPolled at all, ... sure, that is until your JoyPoll chad gets dimpled or pregnant.
I'm too sweet to be bitter, ... mmmm, chocolate JoyPoller!
This is my first JoyPoll! I'm very excited, ... I hope it was good for you!
I'm not bitter, I just don't believe in Barbara Walters, ... wait a second, hold on now, is that a tear in your eye? Zoom up!
I'm bitter about the poll choices.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the North Magnetic Pole.
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