Current JoyPoll results for 1020 entries: If you were the aliens, what would you do?
Fire the planet evaporator, asap, ... are you the one who turned the Planet Oort into a cloud?
Selectively fire the evaporator, ... make sure you set it to evaporate local, not global.
Definitely wait until MacWorld Expo is over, ... hopefully you won't have post-keynote depression.
Make a resolution never to use the planetary evaporator, ... you could try a planetary juicer, but they are so hard to clean afterwards!
Try to sell the evaporator to Uncle Owen, ... but Uncle Owen needs vaporators, not evaporators!
Spend New Year's on Moon Babe Alpha, ... it's a typo on the Space Map, but Moon Base Alpha doesn't want it fixed since they get more visitors that way.
I'm alien to voting.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and in space, no one can hear you sublimate.
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If you were the aliens, what would you do?