Current JoyPoll results for 661 entries:
What's the best part about hiring an elephant?
He never forgets passwords, ... oh right! Thanks for reminding me!
27
4%
He's really good at using a keyboard, since he's afraid of the mouse, ... you wouldn't believe how handy that trunk is!
104
15%
He can take my place as the office Dumbo, ... tusk tusk, don't be so hard on yourself!
29
4%
He'll work for peanuts, ... trouble is he spends most of the work day on Safari.
226
34%
He's an overpowering presence during negotiations, ... just make sure his own private washroom is a dung deal.
200
30%
EEK! I forgot to vote.
75
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the proboscis looking good.
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