Current JoyPoll results for 706 entries:
Your reaction to the Father's Day Dash?
I'm laughing very hard from my diaphragm, ... we're here to cervix.
It's very contraceptive to the way I feel, ... I hope we didn't put up too much of a barrier.
I'm totally tube tied, ... but you have a fertile imagination!
I'm getting all testes about it, ... well, at least you have the balls to admit it.
I'm sorry, I'm too busy to answer, I'll have to give you an IUD, ... I hope that's not some kind of FUD.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder, ... now there's a non-pregnant pause!
I'm ready for withdrawl, ... you're gonna pull out your troops?
I'm eggstatic, ... I suppose you'll want to read it ovary and ovary again?
My rhythm is off.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Calculus Interruptus.
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