Current JoyPoll results for 1861 entries:
What freedom would you give up for Freedom?
I'd let them read all my emails, ... been there, done that.
I'd give them root access to my geekosphere, ... but only after you clean up a bit, no?
I'd let them blow air up my butt, ... hot or cold?
Anal probes, why not, ... do you think they'd share the info with aliens?
I'd give up everything for Freedom, ... they've won then.
They can blow air up their butts, ... is there a consumer model?
"Liberty doesn't blow, it sucks." - Cave Dweller, ... caves are underated, just ask any troglodyte.
Pretty please, can I have a job as an Air Blower Operator, ... unfortuately, you'd have to start off as an old underwear inspecter.
I blew my chance to vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the guy below the grate.
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