Current JoyPoll results for 624 entries:
What Atkins phase are you?
Don't feed the animal, ... so hungry, it might bite the hand not feeding it.
Will kill for food, ... no carbs is murder.
I'm on an inverse Atkins phase... mmm pizza, ... so your phase is Ongoing Weight Gain?
My Atkins phase is a passing phase, ... that's OK, so long as you're not passing gas.
Let them eat cake, ... all the more double chocolate layers for the non-Atkinites!
I'm in a Chet Atkins phase, ... a fingerpicker, not a finger food picker.
I'm eating up these low carb results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and carb counting.
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