Current JoyPoll results for 965 entries:
What email would you like to send to Bill Gates?
Kudos! Keep up the great work, ... nice work, if you can get it not to crash.
Brother, can you spare a billion, ... perhaps a Bill Gates water globe will do?
Hi Bill, (Expletive) you, you (expletive, expletive)!, ... he'll just think it's from his wife.
Please assimilate my company, ... it's better to join 'em then beat 'em?
Help me please, my Windows is broken, ... all your Windows are belong to Bill.
I know where you live, ... that will get you on the naughty list.
How do I get through your email filters?, ... try the post office!
I SEEK YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS FROM MY HOMELAND TO YOURS AND WILL REWARD YOU WITH A HEFTY PERCENTAGE OF THIS FORTUNE IF YOU AGREE TO ASSIST ME.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and someone deleting the expletives.
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