Current JoyPoll results for 707 entries:
What do you bring to the Thanksgiving table?
My witty banter, ... hopefully it's never bitter banter.
81
11%
My vegetarian beliefs, ...tofurky rules!
47
6%
Booze, ... or did you bring Turkey and Gravy Soda?
80
11%
Take out, ... be thankful they were open.
37
5%
My ferocious appetite, ... followed shortly by your ferocious flatulence!
204
28%
My laptop, ... if you're not careful, your goose is gonna be cooked!
173
24%
I ate too much... can't vote... zzz
75
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and L-tryptophan.
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