Current JoyPoll results for 610 entries:
What's your favorite excuse for getting out of work?
Borborygmi, ... try and say that three times fast, while hungry!
I desperately need to constrict the blood vessels in my brain and manipulate my dopamine production, ... maybe you should try decafe?
A chemical called adenosine is building up in my bloodstream... help, ... you're boss is probably tired of hearing that one.
My ventral striatum is consistently deficient, ... perhaps you're too lazy to look that up?
I am experiencing an increase in heartbeat and respiration, myotonia, and increased skin sensitivity due to oxytocin or vasopressin, ... oh my... get a room!
I don't want an excuse! I have a compulsive disorder that will no doubt lead to karoshi, ... I'd rather die from the opposite of karoshi.
I got out of voting.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and psychosomatic rounding.
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