Current JoyPoll results for 769 entries:
What causes your infertility?
Laptop dancing with silicon lifeforms, ... seems like the laptop is giving you the hot tip!
My underwear's too tight, ... weggie, time to meet commando.
Slacker sperm, ... they need to get motility motivated.
I just don't release an egg for anyone, ... your selection is only natural.
Prolonged exposure to chocolate and chips, ... dating Snickers and Frito Lay again?
Chick movies, nagging, and track pants, ... almost as sexy as acting like a jerk, while watching sports TV in your underwear.
My imagination is fertile enough, ... try not to plant too many seeds of doubt.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not tonight dear, I'm on my laptop.
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