Current JoyPoll results for 848 entries:
What's the most annoying thing about cats?
They can claw up the furniture, ... they're just tenderizing it!
They often demand I get up early in the morning, ... they probably thought you were just taking a cat nap.
They refuse to obey my commands, ... that's because you haven't signed the Oath of Subservience yet.
They are sometimes less than gracious to their humble human servants, ... why should they be, you're a subservient!
They refuse to divulge their plans for world domination!, ... there are no plans, they already dominate.
Nothing! Cats are puuurrrrfect, ... obviously there are a lot of cats doing the JoyPoll.
Protest vote for more dog comics, ... we will, if the cat lets us.
I'm too much of a cool cat to vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and just missing it by a whisker.
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