Current JoyPoll results for 1086 entries:
What's your favorite Microsoft evil slogan?
Be evil, ... and if you do get caught for something, be eviler.
Be as evil as the law allows, ... and if the law doesn't... lobby evil.
Organize the world's evil, ... and if possible, monopolize it!
Where will you do evil today?, ... I hear it grows in the dark.
Think Evil, ... if they are going to be evil, they could at least Evil Different.
It just works, albeit in a rather evil fashion, ... an evil work ethic is good, no?
Better the Devil you know than the Apple OS you don't, ... come on, aren't you tempted to bite the apple?
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Evil Bert.
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