Current JoyPoll results for 918 entries:
If the comic depicts Turkey Heaven, what is Turkey Hell?
Thanksgiving every day, ... that's making me very sleepy.
Rain showers every day, ... Hell is Seattle? ;-)
325 degrees F for 4-5 hours, ... that'll sound pretty good come January.
Dinner with my relatives, ... that must leave you in a fowl mood.
Jack Nicholson, waving an axe, saying "Here's Johnny!", ... it could be worse, he might be dressed up as a Pilgrim!
Running Windows, ... Mac and Linux users can give thanks every day.
I'm basting in the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Benjamin Franklin's choice for US national bird.
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