Current JoyPoll results for 991 entries:
How do you sleep at night?
Very nicely... I have no conscience, ... just one of the advantages of being a psychopath.
80
8%
Like a baby. My conscience is clear, ... don't babies wake up every hour and scream their heads off?
240
24%
The money I make, makes up for what I do, ... money, the root of all excuses.
23
2%
In the immortal words of Sgt. Schultz, I know nothing, NOTHING, ... or are you more of a Colonel Klink?
109
10%
The evil pharmaceuticals help me with that, ... and do the evil coffee producers help you wake up in the morning?
69
6%
Sleep is for the weak, ... you are obviously an evil coffee consumer.
329
33%
I slept through this poll.
141
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Dissssssmissed!
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