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Current JoyPoll results for 1070 entries:
How do you discipline your wayward computer?
| Threaten to send it to Boot Camp, ... if that doesn't work, there's always spanking. |
97 |
9% |
 |
| Threaten to send it to un-certified technicians, ... doesn't that just send it into a temper tantrum? |
112 |
10% |
 |
| Remove it's memory every now and then, ... if only bad human memories were so easy to remove. |
80 |
7% |
 |
| Disconnect its surge protector for a few moments, ... that's abusive! |
99 |
9% |
 |
| Re-install its operating system, ... but is it Nature or Nurture? |
278 |
25% |
 |
| My computer threatens me, ... perhaps it's time your computer upgraded? |
193 |
18% |
 |
| I try reverse psychology. |
211 |
19% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and undermining authority.
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