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Current JoyPoll results for 1199 entries:
How do you know it's time to slap a Mac user?
| When they spend all night lining up for an Apple Store opening, ... only slap 'em if they don't get you anything. |
81 |
6% |
 |
| When they attempt to legally adopt their Mac, ... could be worse, they could trying to adopt a child to fix their PC. |
140 |
11% |
 |
| When they name their children Apple, Newton, Clarus, Finder, or Dock, ... OK, how do I change my name to one of those! |
329 |
27% |
 |
| When they start doing things like baking Apple I cakes, carving Mac O'Lanterns, or creating OS X pizzas, ... could be worse, we might have tried to make a Blue Screen of Death pizza. |
134 |
11% |
 |
| When they argue that Mac OS X is superior to Windows, ... wouldn't you rather switch than fight? |
75 |
6% |
 |
| Don't slap, clap, ... what is the sound of a one-button mouse clapping? |
296 |
24% |
 |
| I'm not happy about these slap-happy options. |
145 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and slapstick.
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