Current JoyPoll results for 1489 entries:
What else will Microsoft break out when Bill Gates retires in two years?
Tissues, ... yes, it's kinda sad thinking about poor Bill at home, playing alone all day in the vault.
Champaign and caviar, ... well, perhaps just soda and potato chips.
Vista (maybe), ... or maybe he will just take it with him?
A whole lotta Linux, ... penguins march on Redmond!
Viagra, ... I'm not even going to speculate why this is a poll option.
They won't even notice, ... they will be too distracted by the gorilla in the boss's office.
They'll just be happy they can finally put away the pentagrams and ram heads, ... the devil you say!
I'm breaking out the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and when I'm 64 bits.
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