Current JoyPoll results for 1318 entries:
Where do you think Bill Gates will go when he dies?
Heaven, ... Warren Buffet will sneak him in.
53
4%
Hell, ... he has a standing invitation from most Windows users to go there.
31
2%
Purgatory, ... or if he's lucky, just Boot Camp.
26
1%
Windows Hell, ... perpetual BSOD... heh, that's not much different than usual!
244
18%
He'll just be deleted like the rest of us, ... life is short, and then you're trashed.
257
19%
He will re-boot, ... hopefully he'll boot up on the other partition this time.
90
6%
He's likely to re-incarnate as Clippy, the Microsoft Office assistant, ... I thought the Marquis de Sade already had that job.
471
35%
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!
146
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and all good geeks go to binary heaven.
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