Current JoyPoll results for 1005 entries:
If you worked at the Apple Keynote Bunker, who would you be most worried about leaking information?
The Apple rumor sites, ... shame on them, they think it's cool to spoil Keynote Morning.
Tech journalists, ... 1,000 tech journalists in Steve's pocket.
Bloggers, ... an infinite amount of Internet monkeys are bound to get something right!
The people who create those hoaxes, ... it must be nice living in your parent's basement.
Apple employees, ... oh my! The mere thought of that is sacrilege!
The shipping companies who transport the secret stuff, ... Apple just labels the crates "Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy meat samples".
Cartoonists... they just can't keep a secret, ... awww, are you still pissed about that iPod video thing?
I do work there, and am now firing off a JoyPoll EMP.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Vista 3.0.
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