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Current JoyPoll results for 1005 entries:
If you worked at the Apple Keynote Bunker, who would you be most worried about leaking information?
| The Apple rumor sites, ... shame on them, they think it's cool to spoil Keynote Morning. |
22 |
2% |
 |
| Tech journalists, ... 1,000 tech journalists in Steve's pocket. |
16 |
1% |
 |
| Bloggers, ... an infinite amount of Internet monkeys are bound to get something right! |
42 |
4% |
 |
| The people who create those hoaxes, ... it must be nice living in your parent's basement. |
80 |
7% |
 |
| Apple employees, ... oh my! The mere thought of that is sacrilege! |
149 |
14% |
 |
| The shipping companies who transport the secret stuff, ... Apple just labels the crates "Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy meat samples". |
226 |
22% |
 |
| Cartoonists... they just can't keep a secret, ... awww, are you still pissed about that iPod video thing? |
354 |
35% |
 |
| I do work there, and am now firing off a JoyPoll EMP. |
116 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Vista 3.0.
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