Current JoyPoll results for 1221 entries:
Which of the above are you most likely to attempt?
Use computer while cord is wrapped tightly around neck, ... you are playing Hangman?
149
12%
Use laptops as crampons, ... you're better to go for a glacier stroll with a Crazy Carpet or Super Slider Snow Skates.
43
3%
Build an indoor campfire on my laptop, ... like it's not hot enough already?
97
7%
Operate computer inside a compactor, ... I know you want to squash bugs, but that is ridiculous!
76
6%
Use computer while juggling saw blades, ... it's a good way to keep people from looking over your shoulder!
74
6%
Use my laptop as a parachute, ... everyone knows they work way better as hang gliders.
102
8%
I'm dying to try them all, ... don't make a Jackass of yourself!
465
38%
I'm not crazy enough to admit I'll probably attempt one of these.
215
17%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and warnings about the poll not adding up to exactly 100%.
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