Current JoyPoll results for 2452 entries:
So smartie pants, what is the correct answer?
The plane does not take off, ... take off eh!
840
34%
The plane takes off, ... yes, but if no one is on board, does anyone hear?
532
21%
The plane does both, depending on the interpretation of the question, ... that's the Relatively lame answer.
170
6%
The correct answer is to ignore the question, ... don't ostrich-ize yourself!
131
5%
This is one of those questions that destroy Borg collectives, ... only because they'd end up building such a treadmill trying to find out the answer!
146
5%
This question is almost as dangerous as "What's better, Mac or PC?", ... it's not the question that's dangerous, it's the geek mind.
210
8%
I'm lifting off over the results.
418
17%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and spinning wheels.
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