Current JoyPoll results for 1179 entries:
Of these, which is the worst phone call you can imagine?
You're fired!, ... it could be worse, he could of said you're fired and under arrest.
Hassled by a collection agency, ... oh no! They might take your collection of Star Wars figurines!
Hi, it's your stalker calling, ... before you protest too much, is he/she hot?
Getting dumped by my Significant Other, ... at least it wasn't a text message.
Get out! Get out! There's a killer in your house!, ... ahhh, that's who's been straightening up the towels on the rack lately!
Hi it's me, your archrival! I'm calling on my new iPhone! Hate me?, ... just wait patiently for iPhone 2.0 and leapfrog him.
Honestly, who uses a phone nowadays?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and this is a recording.
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