Current JoyPoll results for 572 entries:
Searching for the cabbage! Oh what fun, ... I'm looking for the Tofurky!
Searching for an excuse to end this vegetable hunt, ... how about you've got to head over to the mall to rescue a Mr. Solid?
Hiding in the den, he knows how vicious those kids can get when they are denied chocolate, ... they get that from their mother.
Hiding in the den, gorging himself on the giant chocolate bunny he bought for himself, ... his family will know once he emerges clutching his belly and saying "WHY... WHY?"
Over at the Ears First protest, trying to convince people to lay down their arms, ears, and tails, ... is it OK if I melt down some chocolate bunnies and pour them into vegetable molds?
Um, Mom is delusional... she's actually a single mother, ... must be a lack of sugar.
I'm craving cocoa!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a sugar fix.
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